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  • Sitting talking about dad's new house. Dad: I bought a sexy coffee pot. Me: Did you say sexy co...
  • Pregnant friend reaches for her 2nd piece of pie. Pregnant Friend's Mom: Do you really think you...
  • *Walks in kitchen and mom punches me on the shoulder* Me: Why did you do that? Mom: Because you...
  • (This is after my great grandma dies at her funeral) Preacher: ...And her souls looks down on us...
  • *my friend and I are hanging out at my place* Me to my friend: remember when i said my dad does...
  • grandma: how are you feeling today??? Me: i still have a pain. It comes and goes. Grandma: are ...
  • (while driving through the Australian bush) Mum screams: (while looking out the window) OMG I JU...
  • (Talking about New York Ink) Dad: People walk into that tattoo place and try to be all deep abou...
  • Me(planning my wedding):Mom what song did you walk down the isle to? Dad: Running with the Devil...
  • (After she has taken a bunch of benadryl for her allergies) Mom: *laughing evilly and loudly aft...