Well, when I woke up, there was an unknown bug on my lighting fixture. So, obviously, the proper thing to do was fling lotion covered thumbtacks at the thing. And, I got up because my mom wanted to make rice crispy treats. Being stupid, I didn't pick up the thumbtacks, and on the way back to my room, I stepped on a thumbtack, and it was totally embedded in my foot. I ran to my mom, and when it was out, there was a pool of unnaturally dark blood where I stood. Now I cant walk without a chair to support my weight or I collapse.
I have read many books that take place in Russia and have some Russian words. Tried to learn the language as well, but at the time it did not work out time wise. Would still like to learn it, but now my old brains are past that. lol.