By thepercenthasbeendoubled on May 7, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Yeahh I was never a fan of pegasister either, doesnt roll off the tounge aswell ;) fave pony? Ahh how can you not see all of it! When I was a young'n I would always replay this medal of honour mission because it reminded me of the first scene. Who was your fave (southern sniper was mine) Have you seen forrest gump or the green mile? History and philosophy. What you studying at nottingham? Aha it's kools. Essay messages are better. Btw have you got facebook (easier to chat n that)
By SilentMelon on Apr 13, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Don't worry about it, I've also been hella busy. Easter holidays just seem to disappear so quickly! Instead of having to go through messages the size of a small novel, maybe we should switch to FB messaging or even phones? (I can't access Facebook at work :S) Then we can alleviate each others boredom throughout the day! :)
By SilentMelon on Apr 4, 2012 at 1:17 PM
New character limit found, crisis averted! :P I may have to alter some of my zombie survival plans now I've seen the kind of hardware I'm working around. There's big tubs of really high strength Hydrochloric acid, Hydrogen tanks, a steel fence surrounding the site and enough random tools to equip a small army. It's almost a zombie survival heaven! I may need to go exploring some more tho, there isn't much food kept on site which is the only downside. I guess the housing estate next door would be ripe for pickings :) Lol all the clothes seem to have been placed somewhere off the floor, it's old fancy dress gear and video game stuff that seems to be taking up all the room! Altho that does mean my thinking pipe is within reach at all times :P My room is half the size of my uni one, I may have to go through all my old stuff and have a massive throwing out session :/ Sounds like you have quite the full house at the minute then! So are you back in yorkshire for easter then? Lol thats the problem with holidays, naming the days just goes out the window... Everyday is the weekend! :P Thankye, I needed a word that was 24 characters long and that was the first one I found :) I vaguely remember studying them but any details have been lost in the void of my brain (there's a lot of empty space in there, and the rest is taken up by semi-useless knowledge and movie quotes XD) What have you got planned for the rest of the week? If you can remember what day we're on that is :P
By SilentMelon on Apr 4, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Indeed it could, you could have pronounced your undying love of lamp! XD Eeyup completely back in good ol' yorkshire, handed my leicester flat keys back on saturday :) Lol it would have been all sticky and orangy! I doubt the monitor needs one of it's 5-a-day sprayed all over it! Anchorman is amazing! I can't wait for the sequel :D "No touching of the hair or face, and that's it!" A T-Rex doing the macarena? Now that I would pay to see! I think it may struggle doing it tho, its arms are kinda short... Still halar to watch XD Well I guess you could go back and freeze yourself, just make sure to leave a note so future versions of the people around you remember to defrost you :P ALL the awkwardness! I guess we could make you a glow in the dark minime, but you'll have to find a way of making it. I keep straying into awkward penguin territory when I suggest things XD Lol " The sights are bad on my sniper rifle I can't help it!" "It was a stray bullet, honest!" So many brilliant excuses to use, so much trololololo :P Why can I imagine everyone sitting fairly normally at the table and you with just your head poking over the edge of the table? XD They probably thought they could increase their lounging ability by being closer to the ground. There may have been some science to their madness, more likely it was just a moment of collective group madness :) It may be the basis of learning, and accidents, but it is a fun way of doing things :P They do sound like trollerific veins, maybe its a defence mechanism against being probed by aliens or evil doctor folk! :P At least they managed to get something out of you then, I was thinking for a minute you'd be like Mr Burns giving blood "You might find some over there, there was some there last week." XD Gahhh I would have been out the door before the procedure had even started! As long as I don't see the needle its usually ok, just kinda have to look away for the whole thing being done. I had an anaesthetic through my hand when I had my shoulder op and saw the needle before it went in :S Thankfully I was asleep before I could freak out about it :) Ooo what's your tattoo of? It's pretty awesome that you designed it yourself, I fear my drawing skills might not quite be up to standard for a tattoo XD What were you thinking of for your shoulder blade? The site induction was fairly mundane for the most part, lots of health and safety stuff and do's and don't's around the factory. The tour however was awesome! OH GOD CHAR LIMIT!
By SilentMelon on Apr 1, 2012 at 9:50 AM
*Throws ladder down into the hole of shame* "When you're finished down there get back to the evil lair, there's world domination to be done!" XD The message wasn't that bad, you just had a sudden urge to say hi and had a few problems with that pesky caps lock button :P It really did, I had just returned from Leicester having handed in my flat keys and was feeling a little down. I really shouldn't have been drinking anything at the time tho, nearly blasted my monitor with orange juice when I read it! XD Oh so evil, maybe he can train the minions in the art of LOUD NOISES! By the sound of things it looks like you had a bit of cold war nostalgia with the vodka :P Now that is a plan! Where would you go first? The future? The past? Dinosaur era so you can high-five a T-Rex? This world domination plan is turning very Austin Powers like, no going back to the 60's and freezing yourself ok? XD Ahh, you have been trained well young padawan :) Oh my, so much awkward penguin-ness! Maybe we should leave the minion making plans for a while... Wait, now I've just made it worse! *Awkward jetpack-using penguin* XD That sounds like and awesome idea! Just casually standing in front of people when they are about to use rocket launchers and dropping care packages on people :P So taking the legs off the sofa was because of a need to use the screwdrivers you already had out? "Well now they're out, might as well use them for something..." I can't do photoshoppy/tech stuff either, I'm just good at using trial and error (mostly error) XD How could they keep failing at taking blood from you? Worst. Vampires. Evar! I'm not too bad if I don't see the needle, if I get a glimpse of it tho... *shudder* I did contemplate getting a tattoo, but I could never decide on what I wanted or where to put it XD Or maybe both in some sort of comedy-drama explosaroo! With bears! Lots of bears... BEAR DOCTORS! :P Yeah I need a site induction before I'm allowed to roam free, which happens to be 9am on Monday :/ Why didn't you fill up the remaining chars with screwflanders over and over again? That would have worked! I've had an awesome weekend thankye :) I've been sorting out my room trying to find a place for everything I brought back from uni (quite unsuccessfully so far, the floor is the largest shelf!) Also went out for a curry with the parents Saturday night, so spicy yet so good! How was your weekend? Besides hangover and surviving loud drama :P Hmm 25 characters left... hydrochlorofluorocarbons!
By SilentMelon on Mar 31, 2012 at 10:41 AM
That message actually made my Saturday! (More so than the new MLP episode) I think the vodka getting drunk on you may have slightly compromised your ability to properly operate a keyboard XD It was quite an amusing insight into your drunken thought process tho :P I hope you're not too hungover and haven't had too much of a falling out with Mr Vodka! :)
By SilentMelon on Mar 29, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Well, using the "Bitch" extension of please should only be reserved for those who actually deserve it or have said something truly silly! (Of which you clearly don't and have said nothing silly either :)) Oh the joys of Soviet Russia, those were the good old days! *Cold War nostalgia* In soviet russia you had to do everything XD I guess you need to build that TARDIS or Delorian quite quickly then and go back 25 years or so. Chuck Norris waits for nobody! Team America is epic :) "He's saying Kiss Me, Kiss Me. Smartass mother..." XD Good! Now all we need is an evil base/lair. Hollowed out volcano? Or is that a little too clichéd? "And we shall call it...This land..." "HaHA! Mine is an evil laugh!" (If you get that reference I'll be truly impressed :)) THE MINIONS WILL BE GROWN IN A TANK!!! Unless... Wait, oh my *Awkward penguin* XD Yeah you'd think that about most painful projectiles, (says the hockey player...) but some people just want to watch the world Trololololo at friendly fire deaths... It is a truly magnificent mental image, imagine what they would be like around a high level care package! XD Brother's not seem to see the real use of screwdrivers, building/dismantling furniture or shanking zombies in the eye (ala The Walking Dead) Why did they take the legs off the sofa? Did they want it lower to the ground or were they moving it somewhere? It is fairly fancy, you need to be able to do science and the like :P Urg giving blood :S I'm petrified of needles so giving blood is something I really can't do, I can't even watch injections on TV! :/ Lol all I can think of is one fairly irate patient and a very large mound of doctors who have all fainted at the first sight of blood XD It would make one hell of a comedy sketch! (Drama idea maybe?) You really should, I'm pretty sure there would be a few good one-liners about the rubix cube... I haven't been let loose with the video cam yet, I'm not even allowed on the shop floor to video the processes yet XD Probs a good thing, I only have a couple of hundred processes to video and document :S If I keep adding more I'll stay employed! :P Longer message is longer! Now all we need to do is work up to the character limit again... (use ALL the characters :P)
By SilentMelon on Mar 27, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Lady please, you know that hiding from Chuck Norris is impossible. You're simply delaying the inevitabrul *Kim jong Il* (Team America) Good! Now we can create the perfect minion army and plot world domination! (Wait, does that sound a little wrong or is it just me? :S) People should know by now that a metal thing spewing hot lead in their general direction is generally a bad thing. Unfortunately the silly people playing CoD don't seem to have realised this yet XD It is a fantastic mental image, especially if they turned into the finding nemo crabs when they got to the grenade...heyHeyHEY! XD I swear I saw a guy the other day who had SitRep but still followed grenades around... Enrage ALL the team! XD Yeah I barely trust my brother with a normal screwdriver, let alone a sonic one! Ooo fancy, I guess you'd need to know lots about blood to do research in that field. I hope you're not squeamish around it! (Tho a doctor who didn't like blood would be halar :P) Ahh that explains it then, I'm surprised that you didn't have a line about showing people your colours and the like :P Maybe slightly wrong, but amusing none the less :) Lol I hope not, that would require extra work and I'd have to take fresh shots of the machinery without someone's blood all over it... It looks like I'll be doing a lot of video editing there as well, just found out on my first day today that they want to video every process :S "Damn it Jim I'm a musician not a video man!" XD They still have no real idea of what they want me to do, so I spent the day milling around and touring the factory. But I want them to be nice to me! I want ALL the marks! XD Ha! The post has been doubled! *Luna* "Wait, what is that? Dear God it's multiplying! RUUUUUUUUUN!" :P Don't worry, if you stick them both together it makes it one of the longer posts :)
By SilentMelon on Mar 26, 2012 at 7:05 AM
"Warning, the Chuck Norris proximity alarm has been triggered" "OHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAP!" XD That minion is the best minion! Such a good film! Altho with the glow in the dark zombie it won't mind too much if you break it's spine to make it glow more :P Aww now I want my own minion army... To the minionarium! *batman change scene music* It's not too much of an error, considering you can't see who you are shooting at :P It does seem like team mates turn into the seagulls from finding nemo when you throw a grenade. They all rush towards it! XD Well it is an important piece of equipment, certainly not for brothers to be allowed to use! So many ology's! I'm guessing haematology is something to do with blood? What is oncology? Wow, that does sound hard! What object did you bring? Oh my, dat rubix cube XD Sounds like you had quite a fun time there :) The photoshop work involves me taking old grubby operating procedures for the factory I'm working in and re-make them to look all pretty with pictures of people not putting their hands into the machinery :) Lol I was so bad yesterday I didn't manage to dismantle anything, so today is a bit of a mad rush seeing as I start work tomorrow! It does sound madly official :/ altho I think they just send the work off to another uni so they can check it and see that my lecturers aren't fudging the marks :)
By SilentMelon on Mar 25, 2012 at 9:30 AM
I wouldn't say that too loud, Mr Norris may take offence and round house kick you to the moon! :P Lol *Bad Pokerface* Oh god, they would be like the super mutants from the Fallout series! Except for the lack of small amounts of brainpower and running around with mahusive miniguns (Altho that would probably be a good thing, armed zombies would be pretty terrifying!) Glowing zombies would be fairly useful, you'd be able to see them at night and if you captured one you could use it as a night light! The radiation coming from it may be a bit of a issue tho... The friendly fire on CoD is super annoying, throw grenade into room... then you die because an idiot team mate ran in the room after it and was sitting on the damn thing when it went off! Yay! Super face slap! :) I'm guess stage two will be "Release the hounds..." :P That sounds like one busy weekend! Don't misplace your sonic screwdriver, can't finish the TARDIS without it! Ooo what masters you looking at doing? And where? Finance and job hunting are no fun, tho you do have crazy drama times to balance it out :) If that's a standard weekend, lord knows what an un-standard weekend is for you! Super-extra-hella-busy? I'm working for a wire producing company in Bradford, they want me to do lots of Photoshop jiggery-pokery for them :) It feels very weird! I had my last night in the SU last night :( Twas a great night, got home at 5:30am and have a pretty bad hangover! Not the kind of thing to have when trying to dismantle furniture XD I'm not sure when my results get back, apparently they've been sent off for independent moderation :/ Hopefully I'll know the result some time next month!
By SilentMelon on Mar 22, 2012 at 1:21 PM
It would be pretty hilarious :P You'd have to lead them through a warehouse full of petrol/flammable gas/explody stuff and throw a lit match behind you like they do in the movies! (And not look at the explosion obvs) They probably would, I swear I saw some people pouring liquid nitrogen into a container outside the physics/chemistry building all casual like yesterday. "Nothing to see here, except freezing awesomeness!" XD Looks like I'll have to add a russian suitcase nuke to the list of my zombie survival arsenal :P If you're going to go big, make it nuclear! Well I just shot at any set of footsteps I could hear, and seeing as I was doing it on hardcore at least half of my deaths were from friendly fire XD Well alcohol is expensive and gives you hangovers, tea and films is a much cheaper and liver friendly alternative! :) I am also intrigued, I may have to go looking round for an old CRT screen to break and see what happens :P Ahh so she's getting the back-hand of student law to the face? I do believe a Mr Burns style "Excellent" would be in order! Cider and vodka? now that's a recipe for disaster right there, mixing drinks always ends badly... (I'd like to think I have too much experience in that department :/) Jagerbombs are tres horrible, I think that's why he insisted on us doing them... He crazy like that :P I'm currently trying to shake my horrific hangover from last night, turns out drinking from 1pm is not the best of ideas :/ Sounds like you have quite the busy week with people coming and going! I'm sure you'll find time somewhere in between planning for the zombie apocalypse/trying to invent a time machine/not being abducted by aliens/creating a Warp Drive and of course meeting your old flatmate :) I've also been fairly busy this week having found employment! :D Altho it does mean my uni time is officially over :( but monies should ease the transition :P
By SilentMelon on Mar 19, 2012 at 8:18 AM
Singing trololo would be brilliant! You'd be like some sort of strange zombie pied piper :P It may be possible on one of the stairwells, the other one certainly couldn't be blocked. Would have to go scavenge a cutting torch or something from one of the science buildings... And it could be a handy weapon in a pinch! Yeah explody death wouldn't be one of my first choices either. Unless something bad happens and I end up getting bitten, then I'd try and take as many zombies out as possible! It was an incredibly fluky kill, I was basically spraying and praying at any footsteps I heard then managed to get a lucky headshot on someone XD Needless to say they weren't best pleased! I think the final score for me was 1/23 K/D ratio, I did get stuck in the corner of the map for a bit so no one could find me :P Dominoes is such a good hangover food, combined with a rocket fuel tea it sorts me right out :) Ooo filmed implosion! I wonder what sound it would make... A THWOP! sort of noise maybe? Yay fixing things! What are the uni thinking of doing? Moving you or her to a different set of classes or something else? The awkward moment when you die during pre-drinks XD How bad was it? Or was it a case of them not being able to hold their liquor? My Saturday and Sunday were fairly alcohol filled. A few of my old hockey friends came up for the weekend and insisted we have a pretty hardcore drinking session! Which equates to several pints, Jagerbombs, strawpedo competitions and not leaving the student union until 3am... Sunday was not quite as bad, it was the mixed hockey varsity game against out rival uni so we basically sat around the pitch drinking all day, then continued after the game was done (We lost 4-3 in extra time, much drowning of sorrows was needed!) There was also two birthdays so had to stay out for those as well :) Surprisingly not too hungover today, I guess I've built up an immunity to copious amounts of alcohol XD What have you got set for this week? Hopefully not too many deadlines!
By SilentMelon on Mar 17, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Well you are a scientist, using variables is just something you have to do :) BMX? Too easy, go for a tiny kids tricycle and trololololo the zombies in style! XD It was pretty ideal, most of the cooking stuff was upstairs and there were only two sets of stairs to the second level in the whole building! Tho they were made of metal so may have been an issue trying to destroy them... You actually would! Just without the LOLWTFBBQ grenade explody death (Unless there's something you're not telling me about your zombie survival arsenal :P) Silly lady, facebook is no place to complain, thats what forums are for! I did try CoD blindfolded, it was quite difficult when people were using silent footsteps and navigating levels was a nightmare! Did manage to get a kill tho which was halar :P Banter is fun, if only that ref understood the meaning of the word! Next time I may try it, my last game for that team is next week and if he's reffing I'm going to make it my mission to piss him off! (More than he clearly is already) Lol I only get dominoes if its buy one get one free, means you can have one at night then breakfast pizza in the morning! :D Why can I see your dad going all Liam Neeson in Taken on that girl? She wouldn't stand a chance! Exploding her would be good...Imploding her would be a better option, less mess to clean up! :) I hope Thursday/Friday wasn't to bad, sounded like they could have been a couple of interesting days :/ No matter, for today is St Paddy's Day and Pony day! Drink ALL the Guinness while watching ALL the ponies :P Hopefully your weekend will be better than the week :) Have you got any Paddy's Day shenanigans planned? Or are you just having a few chill out days?
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