By safrida on Mar 17, 2014 at 7:42 AM
Hi, sweet Plum and Boys! I too have been bitten by the floo bug and spent the last two days either in bed or on the sofa with my extended LoTR videos. I'm glad that Katsanova has found a great home, even if Fanta is a little freaked out at the moment. Maybe Tabini needs to remind him that when he moved in, Tabini was also a little put off. Cicero is also bearing some battle scars from chasing stray cats away from the farm. He's saving the tail fur of his vanquished foes to make something special for Petal. It's funny you should mention the cardboard rocket, though. When I was at the farm last week, Lursa and Bella had something similar going in the wood shed, made of bark and wood chips. And silly me, I forgot my laptop out there, as well as my tooth brush. At least I don't need it too badly! I've got another two boxes of snow for you, since I'm not sure how much longer it's going to be around. (Puts boxes of snow on transporter, hits "Make it Snow".)
By SovaPlum on Mar 16, 2014 at 10:41 PM
Ohai safrida! So much ground to cover. Copy and Paste. ENGAGE! There's good news and there's bad news. Since people usually ask for the bad news first . . . The Bad Nus! My cold has turned into a flue and I'm out of lemoncello. And the local is out of it too (woe). The Good Nus! I have just started my holiday so can recover at my leisure. And I have bought some Grant's Whiskey to tied me over. Drinking Special Tea as I type (whew). The Bad Nus! Teddy Bear from next door is attempting to invade! Last few nights - including Lucy's visit - Tabini has taken up the gauntlet and it has been LOUD and scarey. This morning Tabini is clearly stiff and sore. Not helping is Fanta, who wont stop "play" fighting. I think Fanta wants to be the Alpha. Clearly he doesn't know the reality of that position. Poor Tabini! The Good Nus! I have adopshuned Katsanova! He is presently ensconced behind the comfiest sofa, playing Hard To Get. Having Inflicted Awwws upon me, it is now my turn to woo him. Boys, eh? A further advantage I see to this adopshun. Fanta is Very Disconcerted by this stranger. If Katsanova and Tabini gang up on Fanta it may score Tabini some recovery time. Meanwhile. I chase TB every time I see him! We will have peace in this house! In a few days I should have some good pics to make a proper Adopshun Notice. ____Umm. Once Cyclone Lucy blew out I noticed a cardboard rocket growing out of my compost heap. Should I be concerned? It was so hot during Lucy that the snow everyone sent has been a great bonus. I have been selling hot water bottles filled with snow for nip money! Here is you cut along with some gentle, clearing breezes and a plastic bag filled with assorted bugs. Also a nice furry purry scarf from Tabini's Battle Hair. It should protecshun you from ebble. *places cardboard box on transporter, fills with goodies, closes, places a large tumbler full of whiskey on top, presses Make It So*
By safrida on Mar 12, 2014 at 7:51 PM
To Fanta and Tabini, The bipeds still suspect nothing. I am sending you a fresh box of snow, but in the bottom of the box are plans for a catnip powered missile. The sneezy biped is no money, although I found that amusing. It is the "arntee Safrida" to whom you frequently write. (Sends box via Hovercat)
By SovaPlum on Mar 12, 2014 at 3:58 PM
Dear Arentee safrida. Is a new kittee make Nummy goe awws. http://cheezburger.com/8104068352 He eat mai bikkies and pounces on mai. . .MY tail. Nummy will have to teach him moar good before me and Fanta let her keep him. Thank you for teh sno. Sno is good. Hear is a thermouse full of sunbeams. Lub from Tabini.
By SovaPlum on Mar 12, 2014 at 3:52 PM
To Lursa The Mouse Slayer. Thank yew. . .you for your Manifesto. We alreddy haves won. Yours is gud. Hear. . . here is ours. Thank yew for the lubbly snos. Snos is gud. If teh sneezy biped (is dat a monkee?) is to louds gives it su. . .som ant-eye-hiss-at-mean so it will goes away. I have put som in some cicada shell and tyed them to a Hover Cat. Hover Cat has our manifesto for u. From Tabini.
By safrida on Mar 9, 2014 at 7:43 PM
Greetings, New Zealand Cats. It is I, Lursa the Mouse Slayer, I am pleased with the many gifts of food; you have sent through the sneezy biped that visits my biped slaves. I would like to offer you a place on the ground floor of my venture to take over this planet. My sisters and I would give you the southern half of the planet since you are already there. I have hidden the manifesto inside this catnip scented strip of ;fabric that the bipeds say is "the bacon toy." (Puts on transporter, hits big button)
By safrida on Mar 6, 2014 at 7:43 AM
Thank you very much! It's a very thoughtful gift. I've got another box of snow for you. (Puts box on transporter, hits "Make it so".) Hope you have a great weekend!
By SovaPlum on Mar 6, 2014 at 2:14 AM
To Arenty Safrida. Nummy, Famta & me gotted u a prezent fur ur Burpstay! http://cheezburger.com/8094176512 ___ From Tabini
By safrida on Mar 4, 2014 at 7:46 AM
Perfect timing for sending me this box of crickets and cicadas! I will be at the farm this weekend to give it to the farm kittehs. I'm sure they'll enjoy it very much. Lursa is indeed a girl cat, but unless you can help her with world domination, she's not interested in boy cats. Mags and Bella (our bella) are both interested in boy cats. They follow Cicero around the house like the chubby grey god he is. I can send you some more snow right now. Just give me a minute to go outside and get a box full. BRRRR! Okay, here's a nice big box of snow. there's more coming later, too. I'll send you some fresh stuff. (Puts on transporter, presses "Make it snow".... er, "So")
By SovaPlum on Mar 3, 2014 at 9:28 PM
Arentee Safrida Arentee Safrida iz MEH! Fanta! Ai cawted a burdie an me an Beanie chased it awl ova teh howes an it leaved feavers ebbreware! We leaved it in dat toylet bowl fur Nummy to find an she wus berry happee. She throed it owt teh window fur us to plae wif sum MOAR! Ai cawted a mowse an eated it! Den ai cawted anuver won an leaved it fur Nummy! Beanie leaved hur a rat! ___ Nummy putted teh no in rubbar buttles an sew we snuggled dem fur cools. We shared wif our gurlfrens. Beanie's got a gurlfren! Hur naem is Bella. Bella is a Tortyshell but Nummy saes she is a Kougar. Petal saed ai is hur boifren noa an Miss Boo saed dats gud! Kaws aim sew lubbly ai shud hab as manee gurlfrens as gurls sae aim der boi fren. Ai klimed up teh howse to teh roof! Hair is sum cicadas and sum crickets fur Daryl an Cisero an Lursa. Is Lursa a gurl? Does she want a boifren? *puts a box of cicadas sealed with sticky tape on transporter, puts box of crickets tied shut with string on top, pokes holes in boxes, presses Make It So*
By safrida on Feb 11, 2014 at 8:16 AM
Dat was sum goooood cheezcake! Thank you. I have it from a friend who is in a Dr. Who fan club that they will definitely be filming the new season of Dr. Who soon. Peter Capaldi had to wrap up on another series first. Understandable. Just started the Hollow Crown series, based on the plays of Shakespeare. It covers Richard II to Henry V. I don't think it's on Netflix, but my friend gave me the DVD set. Am sending small box of snow for you and the boys. You should be getting a crate of snow in the next day or two that the farm kittehs put together. Bella is allowed out alone and helped Cicero and Daryl put this together. (Puts small box on transporter and presses "make it so")
By SovaPlum on Feb 10, 2014 at 2:05 PM
Ohai safrida!I lke it when there's not much good t.v. too. Is DVD time! The new season is just starting so I'm sampling this and that. Not sure if I like Hannibal but the Blacklist is intriguing. Still BRING BACKDR WHO!!!! Just saying. ___ I'm trying to not let certain stoopy Soviet prejudices mar my enjoyment of the athletes achievements. It isn't like I was going to be making any Purry Putin funnehs anyway. ___ I don't know what my bois are doing with the dice pad you sent them. They wont let me play. My rag-bag and sewing kit have disappeared though . Keeo you posted! ___ Have some tastee Victory Choccies in honour of your dieting kitteh FP! *places large slice of choccolate cheese cake on a plate, pours on plum mint sauce, places on transporter, presses Make It So*
By safrida on Feb 7, 2014 at 8:37 AM
Th reason I have Netflix is because there's not much on television worth watching! While the jocks were all enjoying thier footyball, I was enjoying the adventures of Dr. Who, Amy and Rory. I know a lot of people are gearing up for the lipmics now. I have a watchlist set up because my usual shows on t.v. are all repeats or on hold. To be honest, I'm also not watching some events that I might be okay with, like the skating, because of the whole anti-gay legislature in Russia. I don't know how kittehs would be with D&D. There's a lot of dice-rolling. Hmmm..... (Sets pouch of gaming dice on transporter pad.) Maybe we should see how your boys do with these. (Presses "make it so".)
By SovaPlum on Feb 6, 2014 at 2:47 PM
Ohai safrida! So what did you watch while now watching the Stoopy Bowl? I don't use Netflix and the like on the grounds that I watch too much telly anyway. You mention D&D as and Olympic Sport? What a good idea! We should get the KKPSers on to that!
By safrida on Jan 31, 2014 at 12:48 PM
The Stoopy bowl (I like that name better!) is like the World Cup in so far as it's really mostly American and they let us have the privilege of watching it. I think I'll be watching the Limpics if they add D&D as a sport. So I've just got the Netflix fired up and ready to go. Have a good weekend!
By SovaPlum on Jan 29, 2014 at 11:37 PM
Ohai safrida! What? Teh Stoopy Bowl not international? Just goes to show how much I know about Gridron. Um. It is called Gridiron, right? ___ I don't watch much sports either. But I like the ice skating and for the LOLympics? I'm for Team Sexy! http://cheezburger.com/8029397760 Purrty shur they are Timelords. shhhh. ___I gave the bois the ping pong ball you kindly sent. Everyone has been topping up their toy box and they have been having a LOVELY time! I fear they may have forgotten they were in trouble already. Never-mind. Some days you just have to surrender to the Squee. While they're outside playing I'm going to sneak a Snow Spa in my bath tub. I've got scented candles. A relaxing book and aching muscles in need of a good soothing, chillaxing time. So pleas give Cicero and Daryl my thanks and these sun warmed, floofy balls of yarn. *places basket of toasty ballls of yarn on transporter, presses Make It So*
By safrida on Jan 27, 2014 at 2:38 PM
Oh dear. That's a lot of foods. Canada has the Grey Cup Canadian Football championship... in November. Our football is slightly different than American Football, in that our field's bigger and there's more/less "downs" or something. And the awful truth is I don't watch sports. Not even the Olympics, which I call "DVD Festival". I don't even watch hockey unless I'm trapped at Dad's and he's got the game on. However, I am having a mini-Dr Who binge right now and this would save me having to cook up dinner. So, gonna tuck into it!! And I can save the fireworks for my birthday. That's in another month and a half.__ The farm cats send their greetings and another big box of snow. Cicero and Daryl were out this morning putting it together and got their paws a little chilled, but were able to come inside and get warmed up by the fire. The kittens are sending a ping-pong ball, which they think is the coolest toy ever in history. They wanted to send Daddy's iPad with the cool games for kittehs on it, but he told them 'no'. (Sets box of snow and pingpong ball on transporter, presses "Make it so".)
By SovaPlum on Jan 26, 2014 at 11:32 PM
Ohai safrida! What a good idea giving the toys to the shelter! I'm sure they will be much played with.___ My bois have been feeling Very Bad about telling porkies so they have knitted you something. I think its a poncho? With lots of tail? Or do you have an octopus that doesn't like the snow? Either way its big enough for three close friends to stay warm while watching the Sugar Bowl game. Do you have a team in it?____ I have assembled some traditional NZ football watching foods for you. Minus all the kia moana (seafood). There's a large bowl of potato wedges with sour cream, bacon bits, cheese, tomato sauce, mustard and mayo swirled around them. Sausages and cheese with sauce. Pineapple rings, banana fritters and a large tub of chocolate ice cream. To top it off I raided my hidden stash of fireworks for you to let of if your team wins! Or if they lose and you need cheering up. *places purring knitwear into a banana box, puts down a layer of newspaper, adds food, tapes fireworks to lid, hails racing snail, pre-pays for delivery*
By safrida on Jan 22, 2014 at 5:55 PM
Well, take some comfort in knowing that the boys would be fed if something happened to you. The yogurt was a tasty conclusion to my dinner tonight. As for the toys, the farm kittehs are already spoiled rotten. They've got nip-filled stuffies, paper balls and all sorts of fun stuffs, but maybe I can get my friend to drop this off at the kitteh shelter. Have a great night/day and I'll see that these toys get a good foreber home.
By SovaPlum on Jan 22, 2014 at 1:36 PM
Ohai safrida! I'm afraid those NAWTY bois have been taking advantage of the Kindness of Others! I left them the bickkie bag when I felt the Fud Comma coming on. From the state of the house and the number of opened cans of food, I'd say they had an Epic Party while I was down for the count! To Teach Them A Lesson I've gathered up all their toys, except for 1 wind up mousie 1toilet roll 1 jangle ball and 1 bottle ring. So here's a box for the farm kittiehs. And here's a bowl of yoghurt with lemon honey sauce and fresh grated coconut mixed in just for you. Thank you for your kind concern for my Bad Bois! *stacks three boxes on transporter, places sealed bowl on top, presses Make It So*
By safrida on Jan 21, 2014 at 7:40 AM
I don't really have any kitteh noms here to give you bois because I don't have kittehs and am allergic to fishes. But I see that Auntie Sylvia send you some gushy foods. The best i can do is two cups of yoghurt. Do you bois like yoghurts? I know the farm cats do. (puts on transporter and hits "Make it so".) Hopefully that will keep you full until Mommy wakes up. Ear scritches to goth of yous.
By SovaPlum on Jan 20, 2014 at 11:58 PM
Arentee safrida! Arentee safrida! Iz meh, Fanta! Sumbodee sended Nummy sew manee noms dat she is inna fudcomma! Me an beanie is BERRY HUNGEE!!!! We jumped oan hur tummee but it GROWLED an she didunt waek up. Can we habs noms? We eated teh snow wif lizards but. . .but. um. kan we habs sum FUD?!?!?!?! PWEEEEES!!!!!
By safrida on Jan 20, 2014 at 8:27 AM
Hello, Plum and bois! I have put the noms in the freezer until Sunday when I can take them to the farm kittehs. I'm sure they will be very happy with that gift, especially Cicero who is trying to eat everything in site to keep up his winter blubbers for warms. The clovers and wild flowers is making my room smell like a meadow, and I'm tempted to open the window to add a fresh meadow breeze, but it's going to be -12 today, so better not. I do have a box of snow for your kittehs. Hope they like! And yes, that is me in just a horrible polyester play suit from the Seventies. It was taken at a family reunion and I was pretty upset about being pulled away from the fun of playing in the creek for some stoopy family foto. (Puts box of snow on transporter and presses Make It SNo.)
By SovaPlum on Jan 19, 2014 at 12:27 AM
Ohai safrida! The bois were very excited to hear of the farm kittehs purmizvahs. They got out a cook book and have made kedgeree celebratory noms. I tried some. Yummy! ___The huge iceblock has been played with until it died from it! We made snowballs and slushy drinks and a chillax spa in the bath tub. ___ Your new avatar. Is that squee you? In the cowgir. . . ai mean cowperson suit?___Please enjoy these clover and wild flowers. The mower is enjoying a nice holiday at the Discrete Rest Home and my lawns abloom! *places dish of kedgeree on transporter, adds vase of flowers, presses Make It So*
By safrida on Jan 13, 2014 at 1:24 PM
Hey, sweet plum! I'm all over the floo, but still enjoying the chokkies. I had it beaten into submission by Tuesday. I've just had a busy couple of days over the weekend. I wanted you to know that the three farm kittens have had their purrmitzvah and seem to be coming out of it just fine. Lursa turns into a fur-suited ninja when approached with sharp jabby things. They did send this box with their Mommy and Daddy on Saturday from all the farmcats. (Puts box on transporter) I think it's a big block of ice off the roof of the farm house. It's been melting over the last few days and these big pieces are falling off. They thought that it might be nice for Fanta and Tabini to have to slip into their drinking water. (Hits "make-it-so" button.)
By SovaPlum on Jan 12, 2014 at 10:34 PM
Ohai safrida! Wuts this? U bin sick? AWWWWWW habs sum medicinal chokklit likcures! *places box of brandy chocolate liqueurs on transporter, presses Make It So*
By SovaPlum on Dec 31, 2013 at 3:35 PM
P.S. Fanta just came in with a fresh lizard for you. He hasn't even eated the tail! *chases lizard into inter webby tubes*
By SovaPlum on Dec 31, 2013 at 3:32 PM
Ohai safrida! The snow you sent was a Huge Hit hit! I put it in a preserving pan and we dipped our feet in the Delicious Cold. As it melted we batted snow lumps about and splashed each other! Bliss! My bois shared the plump mice with the clowder next door. Miss Boo gave the stick Cicero sent, to her sister Petal. I'm hoping that was it's intended recipient. Cicero is Petal's first boifren and she's very possessive! This rumspringa just gone, Petal started collecting boifrens, just like her big sister. Her hoomins are relived Petal has a ladylike example to learn from in Miss Boo.___ My family had Christmas early. A Hot Sunny Day at Mums. Long walks on the beach, warm swims in the sea, laden plates of food and presents! I hope your family made as good a time for yourselves. Actual Christmas Day I had a mild tummy bug. I took the philosophy that at least I was sick on a day where I didn't have to do anything. Then dragged myself out of bed 2:30 Boxing day for an uneasy day at work *<l:-( (me wearing a party hat and a frown) thinking about the extra munnies I was earning! ___ btw I found a bag of unopened Dior (!!!!!!) make-up at work. Sending you some to see if it suit your Mum. Too light for my skin type (¼ polynesian). *places bottles on transporter, adds plate of chocolate cookies with hazelnut icing, presses Make It So* I hope you have a lovely New Year Day and a better year in 2014!
By safrida on Dec 31, 2013 at 7:49 AM
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By safrida on Dec 24, 2013 at 8:04 AM
Tank you very much for the wonderful gift box! I'm put the scarf on when I go out later. And I let the warm breeze loose in my Daddy's house to help him with his arthritis. The farm cats have sent you some very plump field mice, packed in snow for freshness. They had an ice storm this week end and Cicero is sending an ice encrusted stick for Miss Boo. She can lick the ice off, then chew on the stick. I hope you and your family have a great Christmas