Messages between safrida and heyman


By heyman on Apr 12, 2014 at 8:15 PM

Pupkin - pumpkin, close enough. Looked up the name and Rupert Pupkin is the character Robert De Niro plays in The King of Comedy who wants to achieve success in showbiz, by resorting to stalking his idol, a late night talk show host. Makes the name and her online persona even funnier now.


By safrida on Apr 12, 2014 at 7:49 PM

Interesting yet freaky. She's got an orange cat on the page, who i would assume is Rupert? I went with an orange cat for Rufus and Rupert since they're supposed to be bros and Rufus is a dr. who fan. The Fez Cat is orange. Hmmm. Is this woman secretly influencing me? I see she is also desperately single. Dude, mind is blown!


By heyman on Apr 12, 2014 at 7:14 PM

Funny,I follow Mrs Rupert Pupkin on Twitter https://twitter.com/MrsRupertPupkin


By safrida on Apr 11, 2014 at 7:20 AM

http://cheezburger.com/8143189248 My reaction to the CBC. I have to say, I wasn't surprised there. I love my friends dearly, but some of them listen to CBC and within half an hour I want to tear my ears off. But I was surprised over Flaherty. I was like, "Didn't he just retire? WTF?" Maybe the poor guy needed to retire sooner.


By heyman on Apr 10, 2014 at 6:37 PM

HAHA, Inner peace lol. I am just starting to read "10% Happier". So far an interesting read. Haven't started meditating but thinking hard about doing it. http://goo.gl/Dbhk5R


By heyman on Apr 10, 2014 at 4:19 PM

The CBC news and Flaherty on the same day. All that's going through my head is the line from the Untouchables about you cut one of ours we send one of theirs to the morgue. And then I realise that my inner voice is an asshole.


By safrida on Mar 29, 2014 at 6:23 PM

Depending on the temperature and how much talc powder you've used.


By heyman on Mar 29, 2014 at 6:18 PM

Nothing says humidity like a green velvet bunny suit.


By heyman on Mar 29, 2014 at 6:10 PM

Hahaha, Thanks! It's part of my Heyman Grotto collection.


By safrida on Mar 29, 2014 at 6:00 PM

http://cheezburger.com/8127661312 The ladies approve.


By safrida on Mar 24, 2014 at 7:18 AM

I'd be more worried of the mag was "Beat Heyman". There was objection to the "Gospel of Heyman" and "Heyman Stalker's Log". I told the others it was too creepy. If you can suggest a name you would prefer, I'm sure it would be accepted for the next issue.


By heyman on Mar 23, 2014 at 10:58 PM

Thanks! Speaking of fan clubs, it has been almost 20 years since Selena was killed by a fan club president. Makes me wonder why they call my fan club magazine "Heyman Beat"


By safrida on Mar 23, 2014 at 2:56 PM

The fan club is celebrating your latest FP!


By safrida on Mar 19, 2014 at 6:27 PM

I have The Kingdom on my watch list. I just need some time to sit down and watch a series right now.


By heyman on Mar 19, 2014 at 6:17 PM

If I had a womb I would probably offer as well


By heyman on Mar 19, 2014 at 6:16 PM

Both are great. I may have mentioned watching Stephen Fry series on Netflix called Kingdom. Really liked it.


By safrida on Mar 19, 2014 at 6:12 PM

Ummmm.... "Non, non, Quebec. Ca est mal! La Mauvais Quebec!" With the Ca pronounced with the soft C. RM is my hero. i would surrogate my womb for him. Genius of that level should not be let out of the gene pool just because of orientation. There's a woman on YouTube who made a similar offer to Stephen Fry.


By heyman on Mar 19, 2014 at 6:07 PM

I am thinking about learning French. Any luck I will know I will learn how to say "No, no. Bad Quebec" if it happens. Rick Mercer rant hit the mark yesterday.


By safrida on Mar 19, 2014 at 5:46 PM

I think the vodka is keeping the crack from slimming Ford down, so don't lose hope. Now, if Quebec separates, you wanna help me take it back? I need a summer job.


By heyman on Mar 19, 2014 at 5:38 PM

Doing good. Still single, haven't lost a airplane or taken over a country. My weight lose via crack video isn't selling since Rob Ford's was found.


By safrida on Mar 19, 2014 at 5:18 PM

Thanks! Hope all's well out your way. The fan club is depending on me to update the newsletter.


By heyman on Mar 19, 2014 at 3:48 PM

FP Conga-rats!!!


By heyman on Feb 21, 2014 at 6:19 PM

Playing Sweden. http://cheezburger.com/8076290560


By safrida on Feb 21, 2014 at 1:18 PM

Oh, I think we ALL were. So, who are we against in the finals now? Funny, Biebs is turning into a christmas fruit cake that's getting passed from one person to another because nobody wants it.


By heyman on Feb 21, 2014 at 1:08 PM

I posted the Bieber one on Facebook with the heading "Sh*t just got serious". I was more worried about this than actually winning or losing the game.


By safrida on Feb 21, 2014 at 1:05 PM

http://cheezburger.com/8075835648 This was a'coming!


By safrida on Feb 21, 2014 at 12:59 PM

Made sure that I was no where near a television so I couldn't jinx it. You're welcome.


By heyman on Feb 21, 2014 at 11:10 AM

Spoiler alert - PHEW!!!


By safrida on Feb 21, 2014 at 8:03 AM

That is the first I'd heard of the kitteh. It's a bit of a rough neighbourhood. Poor thing. At least its down safely. But they are right; for the most part, when a cat goes up, it will figure out how to get down. Dad told me that when I was little and our cat went up a tree. Prepared for today's ultimate victory/ great humiliation?


By heyman on Feb 20, 2014 at 6:31 PM

I heard you shimmied up the pole http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2014/02/20/21484741.html?cid=rssnews