Lucky indeed. I have two burn marks on my forearms from the oven racks while removing some baking just after my own divorce. People thought I'd started cutting myself when they saw the bandages. I don't cut when I'm upset: I cook.
It's the internet. None of us probably looks like our profile pix. For all you know, I could be a 23 yr old co-ed, a 82 yr old man or a ten foot high purple unicorn named Zanzibar. And the answer is D: none of the above.
Next shocking admission, tomorrow Rob Ford will have a Michael Douglas moment and report that he has HPV throat cancer from not "eating at home". In case you are wondering USA Today headline was Chris Christy has a cold.
My daughter turns 19 today, drinking age BC, so I posted some words of advice on her Facebook page: Remember "What happens in a drunken stupor stays in a drunken stupor. Unless some fucker tapes it.” ~ Rob Ford