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and just when Fluffy thought things couldn't get any worse she heard the door knob turning

and just when Fluffy thought things couldn't get any worse she heard the door knob turning

OH HAI i park box 4 u?

OH HAI  i park box 4 u?

Wen ai getz marreed, ai gon marreez fur lubs,

Wen ai getz marreed,   ai gon marreez fur lubs,

Kittehs alwaiz choosid bokses dat dey r too big for cawz

Kittehs alwaiz choosid bokses  dat dey r too big for cawz

Chester has som bery hi hopes.. "Wiff mai new super cape, Foofany iz shur to wants to be mai girlfrend.."

Chester has som bery hi hopes..   "Wiff mai new super cape, Foofany iz shur to wants to be mai girlfrend.."

i heers a milk bowl in trubble!

i heers a milk bowl  in trubble!

AN DIS WAN WUZ JUS RITE

AN DIS WAN WUZ JUS RITE

Automatic shredder waits for ur junk mail, billz and other nuzances.

Automatic shredder








waits for ur junk mail, 
billz and other nuzances.

Do these come in "Real"?

Do these come in "Real"?

Another Tragic Home Accident Averted

Another Tragic Home Accident Averted

Wait until she sees the grasshopper I left on the dinner table.

Wait until she sees the grasshopper I left on the dinner table.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.   And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

Thought the cereal would be safe up there did you?

Thought the cereal would be safe up there did you?

I read warning labels and think of you.

I read warning labels and think of you.

The cat stole your ham sandwich? Well, go find him! The scoundrel. Very naughty of him.

The cat stole your  ham sandwich?  Well, go find him! The scoundrel. Very naughty of him.

Rozes iz red, Violets iz blue, Marshmallow iz sweet, An Foofany, too

Rozes  iz red, Violets  iz blue, Marshmallow  iz sweet, An Foofany, too

hunnest! it just asPLODed!

hunnest! it just  asPLODed!

Perhaps I can convince Stewie to come to a small private pool party.

Perhaps I can convince Stewie to come to a small private pool party.

One of life's great pleasures is relaxing with a good book.

One of life's great pleasures is relaxing with a good book.

Kamp Kuppykakes Summer Science Projects

Kamp Kuppykakes Summer Science Projects

Priceless

Priceless

Noaw Ms. Donawtdodat iz in eben *moar* ub a tizzy!

Noaw Ms. Donawtdodat iz in eben *moar* ub a tizzy!

I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn't 3 hours long.

I gotta go guys.   I just found out my lunch break isn't 3 hours long.

Who Would Complain About a Little Visit?

Who Would Complain About a Little Visit?

Goat Under Here, Quick!

Goat Under Here, Quick!

All was calm and quiet

All was calm and quiet

You ever gonna learn how to caption?

You ever gonna learn how to caption?

Guess which one didn't make the choir.

Guess which one didn't make the choir.

HIS ONLY WEAKNESS NIPTONITE

HIS ONLY WEAKNESS  NIPTONITE

Day 35 - I am beginning to despair

Day 35 - I am beginning to despair