I am an anonymous small penis pride activist, with a big sense of humor and an inversely proportional, appropriately puny prick. My identity remains a mystery to you for obvious and egotistical reasons (i.e., I don't want too many awkward conversations from family and friends after finding out on the internet that I'm hung like a hampster), but I hope you enjoy my mostly microphallic-oriented comedy nonetheless.I am an anonymous small penis pride activist, with a big sense of humor and an inversely proportional, appropriately puny prick. My identity remains a mystery to you for obvious and egotistical reasons (i.e., I don't want too many awkward conversations from family and friends after finding out on the internet that I'm hung like a hampster), but I hope you enjoy my mostly microphallic-oriented comedy nonetheless.
