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My first mate is a layabout!

My first mate is a layabout!

*Th. . .thanks. I think.*

*Th. . .thanks.  I think.*

Star lite Star brite 1st Star I SEEZ tonite.. I wish I may I wish I mite.. hav da FISH I wish fur tonite!

Star lite Star brite 1st Star I SEEZ tonite.. I wish I may I wish I mite.. hav da FISH I wish fur tonite!

The reason cats and balloons don't get along.

The reason cats and balloons don't get along.

How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

U sez, "tomayto", but I sez, " mowz wif pomodoro sawce".

U sez, "tomayto",  but I sez,  " mowz wif pomodoro sawce".

Choose Rub...

Choose Rub...

Never trust a smiling cat.

Never trust a smiling cat.

Now that my son is in his 20's, I guess it's time for ME to 'grow up' and set some good examples. After all, now he's old enough to understand them ...

Now  that  my  
son  is  in  his  20's,   I  guess  it's  time  for  
ME  to 'grow  up' and  set  some 
good  examples.  

After  all,   now  he's  old  enough  to  understand  them ...

I can haz mai kar keez?

I can haz mai kar keez?

But I AWAYS get on teh kitchen tabel wen ur not here. Wats teh big deal? I mean, all the udder kittehs do it...

But I AWAYS get on teh kitchen tabel  wen ur not here. 
Wats teh big deal? 
I mean, all the udder kittehs do it...

Oh, I rather think NOT.

Oh,  I rather think NOT.

A responsible pet owner would have a handbook

A responsible pet owner would have a handbook

My breakfast is now 4 minutes LATE!

My breakfast is now 4 minutes LATE!

Selfie . . o'Rly? and how IS dat wurking fur yoo?

Selfie . . o'Rly?  and  how  IS  dat  wurking  fur  yoo?

You know that you've been at the computer too long when...

You know that you've been at the computer too long when...

From now on: Full Disclosure!

From now on: Full Disclosure!

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it thr

She had a deep,                                        throaty, genuine                                 laugh, like that                                                   sound a dog makes                                                 just before it thr

Meow-meow-meow-meow...

Meow-meow-meow-meow...

Why is it that anybody going slower than you is an idiot ... and anyone going faster than you is a maniac ?

Why  is  it   that   anybody   going   slower   than   you   
is   an   idiot ...   
and   anyone   going   faster   than   you   
is   a   maniac ?

Ai iz not sharin mah toyz

Ai iz not sharin mah toyz

Yelling "Pizza!" Works Too But You Better Be Prepared To Deliver

Yelling "Pizza!" Works Too But You Better Be Prepared To Deliver

Wat, U neber seen a bloo-iyed kitteh whoz gotz earz dat smell?

Wat, U neber seen a bloo-iyed kitteh whoz gotz earz dat smell?

Trust me on this one.

Trust me on this one.

Why does Life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn ?

Why   does   Life  
keep   teaching   me  lessons   I   have   no  desire   to   learn ?

someone needs strung up for this!

someone needs strung up for this!

oh, waz dis YOUR pie?

oh, waz dis YOUR pie?

My Human....Well he's the kind of a guy who lights up a room Just by flicking a switch.

My Human....Well he's the kind of a guy who lights up a room   Just by flicking a switch.

domino and domino attorneys at paw

domino and domino  attorneys at paw

"Soft Shoe Lullaby" Purrfect. Not a step missed.

"Soft Shoe Lullaby"   Purrfect. Not a step missed.