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TO TREATS EARLY ONSET GROUNDHOG SHADOW I RECOMMENDS OINKMENT

Let's learn a new word

Gimme!

Heer, hold dis ded fishee insted

We go ober dis wuns moar, K?

I was wrong

Proper fish wiggle. Proper fish are orange and live in a fishbowl. I bet this monstrosity has never even seen the inside of a fishbowl. And he sure isn't orange! He'd get stuck if you tried to flush him down the toilet like a proper dead fish! Is that

CARPE CARPA SEIZE THE CARP

THUGGO MUG SHOT AFTER THE DISCREET REST HOME BURNED TO THE GROUND!

Please to Ceiling Cat, I not want to walk toward light yet. Want more time to spend wif human.... K?

EAGLES MAY SOAR HIGH ABOVE THE CLOUDS BUT LOW-FLYING SQUIRRELS DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES

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IT BARLEY FIT THE FRAME

THIS LOL IS OUTSTANDING IN ITS FIELD.

I GLUTEN GET IT TO FIT ANY OTHER WAY

TIME TO CUT

SOY LONG, IT'S BEAN GOOD TO KNOW YA.

AW, SHUCKS

life, the universe, and everything.

...AND HIT THE HAY

Should I Bring Flowers?

OH, I'M MUCH TOO INDOLENT TO BE A DEADLY SIN!

THE MARCH OF THE DONALD'S

WHY DID THE CHICKENS CROSS ABBEY ROAD? BECAUSE THEY MISTOOK SGT. PEPPER FOR COLONEL KFC! LET IT BE, MAN, LET IT BE.

i swear!!! teh capshun wuz DIS big!!!

YUP, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO BALE

Dickens hoped that, if he was very, very quiet, he could avoid the hamster. The hamster was a big meanie, and Dickens would rather not get beaten up again.

There ought to be a best-by date on dead mice.

Besides, They've Already Got A Cat.

You bring new meaning to the phrase PAY attention... ...let us say you have EXTORTED my attention.